Reasons why i'm single

ONE: i annoy people

TWO: i'm never anyones first choice

THREE: i fuck shit up

FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships

FIVE: i'm not liked

SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker

don't forget

SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop

haverchuckyou:

i saw these little guys at the gas station today & they were practically glued at the hip?!

(Source: younghipdad)

221b-dramaqueen:

martinfreeman:

we haven’t seen john watson shirtless, have we even seen his arms? he is always long sleeves. he could literally have tattoos from army

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